Kill Your Boyfriend

colfricans:

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

(via homosexualintellectual)

alice-unchained:

my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.” 

(Source: jerryfultoncantrell, via homosexualintellectual)